I was quite disappointed that the Rapture that was predicted for 6pm on Saturday didn't take place. I thought for sure this time the prediction was going to be right and I was going to take my place along with everyone else in heaven while the world was destroyed 6 months later.
I mean, the guy predicting it couldn't be wrong twice right? Sure, 1994 came and went and the world went on, but this time he was sure of his prediction.
But 6pm came and went and nothing changed.
So I guess the world isn't ending.
Unless none of us deserved to go to heaven.
Then I'd say we're all fucked.
Everyone better load up on their Xanax then. I'm sure pharmacies will be open even on the day the world ends.
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