Story time never gets old

I have to admit, I love a good story.

So you can imagine how happy I was when someone called with not one, not two, not three, but four different stories as to what happened to the meds he picked up last week.

First, he noticed that his Xanax wasn't in his bag the day he picked them up, but didn't want to bother us so he didn't tell us immediately.  Depending on the call, he either was completely out, still had some, was having a panic attack and needed them, or it wasn't the Xanax, it was the Suboxone that went missing.

Then his story changed to him noticing it at home, not in the parking lot.

Long story short, we don't know what he overdosed on, but the nurse, the doctor, and other pharmacies are not going to be filling his meds any time soon.

Imagine our surprise when we discovered that he was already on a short leash before this incident.

Moral of the story is get your story straight first before you call us.  Then you stand at least a slight chance of us possibly thinking about maybe believing your crock of shit.